Patient: “Doctor, I think I'm going deaf."Doctor: "Describe the symptoms." Patient: “Well, Homer is bald, and Marge has blue hair.”

There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life… Push and Pull.

Some will go kicking and screaming

@the-last-ronin Don’t start me… I’m likely to post them all…..

Jimmy Page… On this day in 1994, I appeared with Robert Plant on the Andrew Denton Show on the Seven Network in Australia during the round-the-world...

Triston Reilly release. Charlie Staines re-signed until the end of 2025.

I want to regulate advertising based on how much damage it does to society. Don’t really care how much money the company makes, as long as that in doi...

Rumour has it that Staines has re-signed with the Tigers. I hope this one is true.

I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage. When I asked the keeper why, he said it was bread in captivity.

Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?

Individuals can do what they like as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. However businesses need regulation. Uncontrolled capitalism is a danger to a...

If true it’s the dumbest trade ever. If this goes ahead we really are a dumb club and deserve a third wooden spoon.

Hope so.

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.