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I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested message me and I'II jump over my neighbour's fence and get it for you.


   
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Cassette tapes had an A side and a B side, so it makes sense that their successor would be the CD.


   
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

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Piiig


   
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My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch…


   
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Knock knock 

who’s there?

a lady 

a lady who??

no need to yodel 😜😅😂👨🏻‍🦰🥷

Keep steering the right path


   
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How many Apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.


   
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I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me…

Four tops.


   
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Some jerk took all my money, called me fat, then stabbed me in the arm.
I hate doctor's appointments.


   
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What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

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Chicken sees a salad.


   
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The Egyptians were great builders, to a point.


   
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

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Pumpkin pi


   
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I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.

I turned to a local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny."

The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon."


   
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Why is 16 always full?

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Because it 8 and 8


   
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What do you call a girl who lives in the beach?

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Sandra


   
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People say you hit your prime when you turn 23.

But you also hit it at 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97


   
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