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Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!


   
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I was confused as to why I was hearing music coming from my printer.

I then realised the paper was jamming!


   
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In which country does it rain sheep?

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Bahrain


   
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Most people have heard of Carl Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.


   
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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?


   
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Me: I’m having a great day apart from Newpussycat...

Friend: What’s Newpussycat?

Me: Whoaaah whoaaah whoooaaaah


   
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What do you call a wolf that knows what's going on?

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Awarewolf…


   
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Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?

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It ran out of juice


   
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I made the mistake of using dog shampoo and now I feel like such a good boy…


   
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I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop counting.

 

i wonder what she's up to now?


   
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Two days into my diet and I’ve gotten all the junk food out of the house...it was delicious!


   
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Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar.

I'm dismayed…


   
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I always knock on the fridge before I open it...

Just in case there’s a salad dressing...


   
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How do pigs communicate?

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They use swine language


   
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My mate quit his job at BMW.
Of course he gave no indication he was leaving.


   
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