Why couldn't Bach afford rent?

What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?

Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.

What instrument do musically-inclined scientists play?

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I agree

I’ve just got a “Save The Date”card from some friends. I didn’t even know it was an endangered fruit !

What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?

The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?"I said, "Diddly."

The Fulton gift that keeps on giving. Time for the shredder.

My one word… not Sullivan… don’t ever want to see this guy in a Wests Tigers jersey ever again. He’s an imposter. Mind you so was the ref. Klemmer got...

What kind of horses go out after dusk?

For @TigerSteve What amazing reptile lives in the basement of the Sydney Opera House?

You could do that at CSS. Just needs the incentive and funding to do so.