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April 10, 2024 3:34 pm  

What do you call an airship made up of lights?

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April 10, 2024 3:45 pm  

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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April 10, 2024 7:34 pm  

Mountains aren’t just funny...

They’re hill areas.



   
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April 12, 2024 5:17 pm  

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

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April 13, 2024 4:39 pm  

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

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Unique up on it!

What about a tame rabbit?

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The tame way!



   
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April 14, 2024 3:27 pm  

For @TigerSteve

 

What amazing reptile lives in the basement of the Sydney Opera House?

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The Lizard of Oz



   
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April 14, 2024 3:34 pm  

What kind of horses go out after dusk?

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April 14, 2024 7:18 pm  

@mike one if your best!!



   
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April 15, 2024 4:50 am  

The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?"

I said, "Diddly."



   
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April 15, 2024 4:14 pm  

What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?

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A crying saucer



   
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April 15, 2024 5:15 pm  

I’ve just got a “Save The Date”card from some friends. I didn’t even know it was an endangered fruit !



   
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April 16, 2024 4:45 pm  

What instrument do musically-inclined scientists play?

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The Higgs-Bassoon



   
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April 16, 2024 8:03 pm  

Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.



   
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April 16, 2024 8:07 pm  

What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?

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He’s Stark naked



   
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April 16, 2024 8:31 pm  

Why couldn't Bach afford rent?

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He was Baroque



   
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