It’s amazing what foundation you can create when you cheat. That Storm ratio will forever be tainted.

The Eels are going only one way and that’s backward. They have missed their opportunity. It’s rebuild time for them.

The kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other. It's all fun and games until someone loses an I.

I made the mistake of asking Siri to explain women to me. My phones been talking for three days...

OUT… Mr Djokovic has zero challenges remaining..

You can never dig half a hole.

To me it was all mental attitude. A couple of things go wrong and they basically hang their collective heads, instead of trying to dig their way out o...

If you haven’t seen Black Mirror on Netflix all 5 seasons are a must watch. Only 3-6 episodes per season but all very well done.

Luciano thinks he’s an 80 minute player.

I just said no comment all the way through the police interview. I didn’t get the job.

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?

A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

I just got a new job at a prison library It has its prose and cons.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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