I heard Jamaicans don't use keys...Because they dread locks.

I have a legitimate fear of giants its a Feefiphobia.

Lance is a fairly uncommon name these days. But during medieval times, guys were named Lance a lot.

I have been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

That’s an insult to Doueihi. Not in the same class. Doueihi has passion, Mbye does not.

After the final round shellacking we got against Souths he put the cue in the rack and really couldn’t bothered anymore. He mentally left he Wests Tig...

My opinion after watching him talk the talk but can do any of it. He’s full of himself. Just sucks up to everyone. The bloke at work that says yes he ...

He’s a BS artist. The last person you’d want talking you up. Zero credibility or respect.

Who would take any notice of what that fake has to say? I certainly don’t. A bad player talking up another player, who cares.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.

My friend is a retired high school math teacher. Now he's dealing with the aftermath.

One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops......but Toucan

I think you'll see him off the bench. Doesn't have a big motor in my opinion for a full 80 mins game. He tends to fatigue after long stints and is les...

Two monkeys shared an Amazon account. They were Prime mates.