Dad Humour

What do you call 2 cows spying on each other?...

I really don't know who needs to know this but if it weren't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all.

I told my psychiatrist I felt like a dog. He told me to get off the couch.

What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?

Posted by: @mike

What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?

Spoiler

Answer

The CIEIO

Geez that made me laugh😂😂

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but most of them don’t work.

Wife: Can you stop yawning when I'm talking to you?

Me: I'm not yawning, I'm trying to say something!

I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.

I am peachless.

I was trying to find a good chemistry pun, but all the good ones argon.

It was Father/Daughter go to work day…

After a while Polly started to cry

Dad asked Polly what the matter was.

Polly replied . Where are all the clowns you said you worked with…

My friend got a new set of golf clubs for his wife yesterday. We all agreed it was a very good trade.

Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.

What does a painter do if he gets cold?

Why did Superman avoid the Bitcoin themed night at the club?

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldnt get a reaction.