Individuals can do what they like as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. However businesses need regulation. Uncontrolled capitalism is a danger to a...

If true it’s the dumbest trade ever. If this goes ahead we really are a dumb club and deserve a third wooden spoon.

Hope so.

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?

Ronnie Palmer goneski…

And who can forget this from the Windows 95 CD…

Good move. Way too much gambling advertising in sport. They could ban advertising gambling all together as far as I’m concerned.

I won’t be buying anything with the Brydens logo on it.

My wife said she wanted me to put the magic back into our relationship.I don't think sawing her in half was quite what she had in mind.

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Do you Know what you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

It was 10 years ago today that my best mate James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face. We never wen...

What do you call an alarm clock that doesn't have a snooze button?

$1.4M in dept. So much for Pascoe’s good financial management… that myth just went out the window.