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What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?

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A hoarse doctor.


   
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I have been borrowing a few of these, reputation is plummeting

Thx @Mike, Keep em coming


   
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There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.


   
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Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?

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Because it's the scenter.


   
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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage. When I asked the keeper why, he said it was bread in captivity.


   
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Two cheese trucks crashed into one another…,,,,,

 

De Brie was everywhere 🧀🧀🐭

Keep steering the right path


   
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There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life… Push and Pull.


   
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Patient: “Doctor, I think I'm going deaf."
Doctor: "Describe the symptoms."
Patient: “Well, Homer is bald, and Marge has blue hair.”


   
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I asked my dad what his favourite joke was.

He said, "Son, I can't pick a favourite. I love you and your sister equally!"


   
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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For instance, if they are around your throat, She's probably slightly upset.


   
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

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Tequila mockingbird.


   
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I heard they moved Silverwater Jail and Long Bay Jail to Balmain, now no one can escape!


   
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Today I learned there's a scientific term for aquatic mammals losing their fur through evolution: Whale Pattern Baldness


   
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Do you know what a wok is?

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A wok is what you throw at a wabbit when you don’t have a wifle


   
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Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?

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Jerry can


   
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