Dad Humour

What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?

I have been borrowing a few of these, reputation is plummeting

Thx @Mike, Keep em coming

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?

I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage. When I asked the keeper why, he said it was bread in captivity.

Two cheese trucks crashed into one another…,,,,,

De Brie was everywhere 🧀🧀🐭

There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life… Push and Pull.

Patient: “Doctor, I think I'm going deaf."
Doctor: "Describe the symptoms."
Patient: “Well, Homer is bald, and Marge has blue hair.”

I asked my dad what his favourite joke was.

He said, "Son, I can't pick a favourite. I love you and your sister equally!"

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For instance, if they are around your throat, She's probably slightly upset.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

I heard they moved Silverwater Jail and Long Bay Jail to Balmain, now no one can escape!

Today I learned there's a scientific term for aquatic mammals losing their fur through evolution: Whale Pattern Baldness

Do you know what a wok is?

Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?