Bonjour, Monsieur Glockenspiel. Me thinks people who even talk about using the Swamp over there>>>>> should be shot at dawn. If not exe...

@helmesy Reverend Helmut. There's only so much an Exorcism can do and I very much doubt that it would work. However, 1000 lashes, well thats worth ...

Mr Helmut. Why would a good Catholic Boy tour the Church of England.... I say Bull Shid.....

@the_pom Greetings Mr_ POM. I am a Fan from the Swamp over at the other place. Your Crystal Ball is wasted on those people who have an average IQ o...

Mr Avo, you must work in Marketing! If not change professions now. You have a Gift....... Regards The Mighty Frog.....

@avocadoontoast Mr Avo. I must congratulate you on such a wicked suggestion. May I suggest the calendar be in Black and White? Regards The Mighty...

@avocadoontoast Bonjour, Mr Avo (what sort of stupid name is Avo?) Your comment re Mr Brookes is in poor taste. May I suggest the next calendar hav...

Perhaps the correct Title of the Podcast should be:::::: "Fractured Fairy Tales", "Callan Park Calls...." or my personal favourite....."The Getting of...

Bonjour, Hulmut & Garrrrrrrry. Listen Very carefully to two clues, I shall say zis only once. "it is what it is" or I hope he gets Termites!!!...

Bonjour,Mr Helmut. The thing I love most about being a Tigers supporter is that we have never forgotten what Glen Morrison did way back when and par...

Good moaning,Mr Helmut. I would say five tings to your photograph. 1.We do not need a player who cannot vacuum his carpet. 2. We do not need a pla...

Bonjour,Mr Helmut. This is an outrage.. 25 minutes before the duel and you tell me you cant make it? Who's going to pay for the Casket I have bough...

Bonjour,Mr Helmut. Listen Very carefully I shall say zis only once. One Hour and 15 minutes before the duel. I am here, you are not!!! Au revoir, ...

Bonjour Mr Helmut. Listen Very carefully I shall say zis only once. How dare you bring up my drinking problem. I resemble that remark. A duel in t...

Bonjour TS. Listen Very carefully I shall say zis only once. I am much aware that the French word for "fortune teller" is in fact cartomancienne (...