A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

I just got a new job at a prison library It has its prose and cons.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If only…

I heard Jamaicans don't use keys...Because they dread locks.

I have a legitimate fear of giants its a Feefiphobia.

Lance is a fairly uncommon name these days. But during medieval times, guys were named Lance a lot.

I have been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

That’s an insult to Doueihi. Not in the same class. Doueihi has passion, Mbye does not.

After the final round shellacking we got against Souths he put the cue in the rack and really couldn’t bothered anymore. He mentally left he Wests Tig...

My opinion after watching him talk the talk but can do any of it. He’s full of himself. Just sucks up to everyone. The bloke at work that says yes he ...

He’s a BS artist. The last person you’d want talking you up. Zero credibility or respect.

Who would take any notice of what that fake has to say? I certainly don’t. A bad player talking up another player, who cares.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.