My friend is a retired high school math teacher. Now he's dealing with the aftermath.

One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops......but Toucan

I think you'll see him off the bench. Doesn't have a big motor in my opinion for a full 80 mins game. He tends to fatigue after long stints and is les...

Two monkeys shared an Amazon account. They were Prime mates.

I googled the phrase missing medieval servant. It came back with page not found.

Pretty much what I have been saying all along. It’s the players talent, not Madge.

Top 8 for me. We need the young ones to step up. This could be their year.

"The two most important words in the world are honesty and sincerity, if you can fake these you've got it made.” — Groucho Marx

I dont wanna go into detail, but the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a very misleading product name...

I dont understand why people are afraid of snakes. After all, they are completely armless.

Do you think when the lead singer of The Police went solo, that is was just a Sting operation?

Trials start next month !!!

How come we get a New Year? We didn’t really look after the old one… lol

I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting around doing nothing.

I called the tinnitus help line. I wouldn’t stop ringing.