I was playing my air guitar last night and set it down….haven’t seen it since! Sorry wrong thread…

I can't speak for everyone but the inventor of the tire is my ultimate roll model. For wheel.

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn't work out.

I just found out that my friend lives a secret life as a priest. It’s his altar ego.

Spider-Man: No Way Home, was pretty good.

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.

I was in a store last week trying on shoes, after putting one on, I turned to the assistant and said, "It won't fit properly" he replied "Have you tri...

Male Reindeer shed their antlers every winter. Only pregnant female reindeer retain their antlers in winter. Therefore Santa's Reindeer are all pregna...

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?

Why should you never invite a team of soccer players to Christmas?

How do snowmen get around?

Why did the turkey join a rock band?

I thought Brooks did come out and say he was staying?

What do candy canes do when they finished working?

It will be interesting to see how he goes. Hopefully he keeps improving.