Did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

Hope he does well in his new coaching role. One of my all time favourite Wests Tigers players.

You got me all excited there for a sec…

There are two typos of people in the world... those who proofread… and those who don't.

Of course you can have a different opinion to me. Doesn’t make yours any more valid than mine. You were the one who said I might be taking to the wron...

Maybe you’re a silo when it comes to the NRL draft.

We know. Just about everyone else I chat to does though. Bring in the Draft I say.

What do you call 2 birds stuck together?

Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?" Me: "Can't say I do."Therapist: "That's one of them!"

He tells the truth

So tied of listening to the drilling outside... it's boring....

Woodsbackwards or reversalman

Sharon at this stage of their career would be a step backwards. Good nickname for him ‘Backwards’.

Exactly, Twal wasn’t the issue. By how much did we get flogged when he wasn’t playing? 72-6 rings a bell. You need a mixture of player types. Twal has...

Absolutely