Most people write congrats because they don't know the spelling of congrajulashions.

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What do you call a man lying in front of a door.

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51 days to go

I can’t say for sure but the Holman Barnes Group clubs are branded by the area they are in, so I think it will be Balmain Leagues Club.

There is a car on our road and it has its bonnet up, and it is attracting all the neighbourhood men.

I love the smell of my F5 key...It's very refreshing.

Holman Barnes Group Dear Members and Friends,We’re excited to officially announce our plans for the new Balmain Leagues Club. The Club will form par...

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

My friend is always complaining about his car. I told him I didn't want to hear his Saab story.

52 days to go

What are Terminators called when they retire?

My wife is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"“Whatever means necessary,” she replied. “No it doesn’t...

I woke up this morning so sure I was an 80s pop star... I was adamant.