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Odourless perfumes are non-scents.

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I had an operation on my funny bone today. The doctor said I will be in stitches for two weeks.

Sheens is/was responsible for both appointments. Sheens orchestrated it, he owns the wooden spoon.

Sheens also handed us our first wooden spoon. Don’t ever forget that.

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

47 days to go

Stephen Crichton for 2024, anyone?

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either.

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

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49 days to go

Who was the builder of King Arthur’s round table?