It’s not about making me feel better, it’s about keeping the record straight. Sheens made three decisions that resulted in the wooden spoon that had h...

It is absolutely true. Let’s keep the record straight the Spoon is all his.

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If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Turns out you can buy a birthday cake and eat it yourself any time you want! Nobody even checks!

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

My coworkers laugh at my jokes in in-person meetings, but never in online meetings.When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely fun...

The man who invented auto correct walks into a barn.He orders a bear.

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I asked my boss for a raise because 3 companies are after me. He asked me which ones? I replied: Gas, water and electricity.

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I asked a librarian if they had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat?They said it rang a bell, but wasn't sure if it was there or not!

A farmer who owned 67 sheep asked me to round them up. I said: Sure. 70.