The wife said we should try some role reversal in bed… So I said I had a headache.

So when my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.

53 to go…

Ponga will be playing 5/8 regardless.

My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat. In the end, they came around.

My horse will only come out its stable when it gets dark. It's becoming a night mare.

How do you make an egg roll?

Just clap your hands or stamp your feet or just make a noise…

@jedi-tiger Hope he has a full and speedy recovery

People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don’t get it. I’ve never had a beef with any of them.

Yeah. Ask Pascoe when is Cleary going to be here… lol

I cant believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Why was it called the dark ages?

My dad avoids all French restaurants... They give him the crepes.