When I was abducted the aliens made me wipe my feet, blow my nose, and eat my greens...I think I was on the mother ship...

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39 days to go

Me: I’m still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.Co-worker: It's pronounced croissant…

40 days to go…

What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

41 days to go… Sorry Froglet…

I bought a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about.

42 days to go…

Pre-season gearing up to watch Wests Tigers is taking its toll… 😂😂😂😂

Don't worry about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humour.

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil.It was a bit crude. I'll make sure they're more refined in future.

I wonder if Nomads ever get angry?

43 days to go