41 days to go… Sorry Froglet…

I bought a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about.

42 days to go…

Pre-season gearing up to watch Wests Tigers is taking its toll… 😂😂😂😂

Don't worry about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humour.

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil.It was a bit crude. I'll make sure they're more refined in future.

I wonder if Nomads ever get angry?

43 days to go

44 days to go

Odourless perfumes are non-scents.

45 days to go

I had an operation on my funny bone today. The doctor said I will be in stitches for two weeks.

Sheens is/was responsible for both appointments. Sheens orchestrated it, he owns the wooden spoon.

Sheens also handed us our first wooden spoon. Don’t ever forget that.