What do you get when you put a cabbage in a wood chipper?

How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a mouse that swears?

What did the zero say to the eight?

What do you call a Spanish man who lost his car?

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

Why did the Teacher wear sunglasses to school?

What would Bears be without Bees?

What do you call a Frenchman that has been attacked by a cat?

Why did the Pie go to the Dentist?

Did you hear about the guy that drank food colouring?

What do you call a baby potato?

How did the Hammerhead Shark go on his test?

What do you call the stuff that gets stuck on Sharks teeth?