How do you make an Apple Turnover?
When does it rain money?
What did the Matildas have for dinner on Tuesday night?
What generation is Forrest Gump?
Gen A 🤣🤣
Have you heard of the new Apple Product to protect your eyes?
What did the nut say when he was chasing the other nut?
Im a cashew 😜🤣🤣
How do you measure the effectiveness of a Dad Joke?
What’s the difference between an Indian and and African elephant?
One of them’s an elephant 😜😜🤣🤣
How do you annoy a skeleton?
If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef?
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family were just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?!" He roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams,
"Do we have to go through this every day? I haven't made the bloody porridge yet!"
What do you call a sleeping Bull?