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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
   
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along
yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
   
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the
clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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How do you talk to fish?

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Drop them a line



   
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What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?

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Denis



   
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What do you call a paper aeroplane that can't fly?

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Stationary



   
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What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?

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Denis

This must take King Dad joke this one 🤣

 



   
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The School phoned me today and said, "your son's been telling lies."
I replied, "well tell him he's really good . . . I haven't got any kids."



   
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I replaced my rooster with a duck….

So now I wake up at the quack of dawn🦆🦆 🌅

 


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What do you call a girl with two sausages and a chop on her back?

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Barbie



   
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What do you call a Greek parachutist?

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Condescending



   
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