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Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?

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Because every play has a cast



   
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What is the scariest plant?

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BAM BOO



   
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Teddy_S
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

 

SUPPLIES‼️🤣😆



   
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The spider in my room is named cotton eye joe…. Cause I wanted to know 

where did it come from? And 

where did it go 🤣😆



   
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Mike
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Why does Waldo always wear stripes?

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He doesn't want to be spotted.



   
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Who made King Arthur's Round Table?

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Sir Cumference



   
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Why is it easy to weigh fish?

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They have their own scales



   
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Teddy_S
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Knock knock 

who’s there?

I eat my mop…

I eat my mop who??😜😆🤣



   
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What kind of Award do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

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A trophy



   
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