My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning. It was a booby trap.

A truck, loaded with thousands of copies of Collins Thesaurus, spilled its load leaving Melbourne. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied...

Exactly

Send the link to Pascoe…

Well that’s a surprise that AJ is ready to return.

Well they had to make up something to get the Tigers fan clicks the links. Even if was true it’s the right call. Sharon just can’t cut it anymore and ...

Just a guess but WT 30 Dragqueens 20

I’ve been trying to think of some vegetable jokes... If you can think of any, lettuce know.

Back surgery for James Roberts..

Wedding ring: a tourniquet worn on the left hand to stop circulation.

Can’t find anything specific. Just says Knee indefinite. Probably somewhere around mid season (Round 13-14) I’d say but I’m no medico.

We squint at the sun because its bright We squint at people because they are not...

What do you call someone who pretends to be Swedish?

Watching TV is a nightmare nowadays! Violence, fighting, cursing, swearing... And thats just to get the remote!

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?