I heard there’s a new online dating site for cannibals called, “Tender.”

I got trapped in a bidding war for a house, because my wife loved the lengthy corridor. Now I’m in it for the long hall.

Son: "Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?" Dad: "Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable."

Want to hear a construction joke?

Can a Tesla be stolen?

What do you call a 4.4lb Mockingbird?

So I just got a new job as a church bell ringer. It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes.

Waiter: I’m glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak? Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.

My thoughts as well.. the Sharkies Bird yes… not since.

3 - Jackson Hastings 2 - Luke Brooks1 - Jacob Liddle David Nofoaluma very close to getting a point as well, just a couple of mistakes cost him

Last I can see is Stefano Utoikamanu due back anywhere between Round 10-15. Does anyone have further updates for Stefano?

Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible.

I can. Being at the stadium for both wins Hastings is telling the forwards how, where and when to run. He calls them into position for defence and see...

You mean Madge finally has a leader on the field that can implement them. We haven’t had one for a very long time.