What do you call a guy with kids in Holland?

What's the hardest thing about being a cross-eyed teacher?

If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough... … the vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.

Went for a job interview today at IKEA. The manager said: “Come in, make a seat.”

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

What subject does a witch teach at school?

R.I.P. to my pet mouse Elvis. He was caught in a trap.

What do you say when you tickle a tiny millionaire?

Top Gun - Maverick: Well worth the wait.

Bruce Lee had a vegan brother. Broco Lee.

The number of incorrect calls against us was just mind boggling. It was in the double digits. You can’t win against that.

For the Wabbits 3-Sutton 2-Blunder Bunker 1-Noyen/Beashel

If it wasn’t for those calls we’d be leading 0-36 instead. But the officials cheated and scored at least four of those Wabbits trys.