Cherry picked facts, ignoring others. But we get you don’t like Madge.

In the backs maybe. But in the forwards without Twal, definitely not our strongest.

Yeah, not up to his usual standard. Definitely not the same since he came back from injury. Hopefully he’ll get his form back in the 2nd half of the s...

He’s an embarrassment to the club and as a lawyer.

But that’s the Wests Tigers way. Management are a major issue at the club, and many of them should go before Madge.

What do you call a guy with kids in Holland?

What's the hardest thing about being a cross-eyed teacher?

If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough... … the vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.

Went for a job interview today at IKEA. The manager said: “Come in, make a seat.”

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

What subject does a witch teach at school?

R.I.P. to my pet mouse Elvis. He was caught in a trap.

What do you say when you tickle a tiny millionaire?