Whats the difference between a sea and a sale?

What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head ?

While I was cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I’m now parsley sighted.

Jokes about unemployed people aren’t funny. They've never worked for me.

How does a duck fart?

I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches... She said: Suture self

Sack Kimmorley, sack Sheens, sack Pascoe, sack Hagipantelis.

The club was confident in signing Mitchell, Ado-Car and Ciraldo. Means nothing.

My daughter says she now identifies as a small group of words that have a collective meaning. Should I be concerned or is it just a phrase?

Congratulations young fella. Enjoy you debut.

@32, that’s a big NO

I yelled, “lookout! Cow!!” At a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow. I tried…

Warriors by 30

I respectfully disagree with that assessment. The point would have been if you are not performing then you shouldn’t be in the NRL squad. That would h...

Most likely and is one of the major issues at the club. Management interfering with coaching decisions.