Eels by 50

Exactly. Though I think we need more than minor changes.

Empathy for the tough times you are having. Stay strong and keep your chin up. Running a business is not easy. Having a parent requiring nursing home ...

Whats the difference between a sea and a sale?

What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head ?

While I was cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I’m now parsley sighted.

Jokes about unemployed people aren’t funny. They've never worked for me.

How does a duck fart?

I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches... She said: Suture self

Sack Kimmorley, sack Sheens, sack Pascoe, sack Hagipantelis.

The club was confident in signing Mitchell, Ado-Car and Ciraldo. Means nothing.

My daughter says she now identifies as a small group of words that have a collective meaning. Should I be concerned or is it just a phrase?

Congratulations young fella. Enjoy you debut.

@32, that’s a big NO

I yelled, “lookout! Cow!!” At a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow. I tried…