Agree

I went to the doctors recently. He said: Don’t eat anything fatty. I said: What, like bacon and burgers? He said: No fatty, don’t eat anything.

I bought a box of animal crackers. Sadly, I had to return them because the seal was broken.

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

I took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD and now it’s fine.

Just things I’ve heard. Hope they aren’t true.

I have a sinking feeling that the Board is split between Crialdo and Flanagan.

I saw “how to get rid of stubborn belly fat” in my wife’s search history even though I asked her to stop calling me that.

I read what you said just fine. I have absolutely no faith in the Board and Management of this club that they will honour any contract. The thing is t...

Don’t you think there would be KPI’s to mitigate that and reduce the payout?

Do you really think the length matters? He’ll be sacked long before then.

I would have preferred Sheens to be honest and not use spin.

Ciraldo’s appointment was leaked from a Board member yesterday as a done deal. What a great way to sabotage the process.