You can add Hastings broken leg to the list.

Hastings out for the rest of the season. Broken Leg.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

Did you hear about the woman caught by police with drugs in her bra? They said it was the largest bust ever.

I put my sheet and doona (duvet) cover in the washing machine for a death match to see which one swallows the other.

True that… lol

Yes, I am warming to him as lock now that a better halfback is getting a run.

The coach thinks he is and that’s good enough for me. Offloads, assists, great kicking, letting the team know what he wants. Directing players where t...

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anaesthetic... He said go ahead, knock yourself out!

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

Now we have two…

I listened, he also said Madden was an organising halfback. That is something the club has missed since Prince.

The club has more chance of thriving if we move Brooks on rather than Madden. Brooks is stale here. Time to go. See ya.

Far more upside and his defence will only improve. And we still won. Goodbye Brooks.

Far more upside and his defence will only improve. Goodbye Brooks.