I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It’s called making the little things count.

I went into a pet shop and ordered 12 bees. They gave me 13 and said the last one was a freebee.

Very sad. Hard to comprehend. Condolences to his family & friends. R.I.P.

@TigerTownSFS The Western Suburbs Magpies are traditionally an inner city club also. Pratten Park (Ashfield) and then Lidcombe. The move to the south ...

What do you call a zombie who writes music?

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. The officer smells alcohol on the priests breath. Officer questions: Ha...

The older I get... the tighter companies are putting their lids on Jars.

Who did the wizard marry?

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over $1000.The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.

I asked my German mate: "When you spell 'Dog' in German, does it contain the letter K?" He said "K? Nein".

Nurse: Theres a man in the waiting room who thinks hes invisible, what should I tell him?Doctor: tell him I cant see him today

Certainly does.

Also a good move by the club. Definitely an asset even though we are playing him out of position on the wing. Not a finisher. Pretty good Center thoug...

Well done on the solo run. Covered the current topics well.