Why did the frog go on the bus today?

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy. Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.

I used to be a bus driver but I had to quit. I was fed up of people talking behind my back.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says, "Olive or Twist?"

I got arrested for impersonating a firework. They let me off.

They took about 40 mins deliberation to come to the decision. Clearly it was debated.

Tamou and the club were successful in getting Tamou’s charge downgraded. Tamou will serve a 1 match suspension and play in the final round at Leichhar...

My puns aren’t always juvenile. Sometimes they’re full groan.

I don’t get it either. Best Center we have playing on the wing.

He’s after a pension payout. No thanks. Past it, and has heaps of injury concerns.

Pascoe is delusional.

We definitely need Joffa. I hope he stays as well. I hope he is in the club’s plans. Concerned that he hasn’t been re-signed yet.

How does a vegan begin grace before a meal?

I say good on him for telling it like it is. The truth hurts.