I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.

The final season of “Better call Saul” on Stan. I really liked the final episode.

We still have 2 months until November 1 to get some of these high priority players re-signed. Hopefully negotiations are well under way and no need to...

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

Just got sacked from my job as a dishwasher. I kept putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order. The boss reckons I am dishlexic.

Yep

So basically we are screwed for the next 24 months at least. 23 would be to provide more cap space. 24 start to get the team together that is needed. ...

I was attacked by a herd of cows.I'm okay. I was just grazed.

An oracle once told me it was fate that I had banged my leg into a table at school. I guess it was my desk to knee.

I have a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal.

Archaeologists have discovered an oil stain that might be more than a thousand years old. It’s Ancient Grease.

I told my mum Ive decided Im moving to Italy. She said; Stop being Sicily.

Absolutely agree.

Doesn’t bode well for the future. Unless there is a Benji, Robbie or Tedesco coming through we are going to continue to flounder with Sheens attitude.

I passed a participle today. That was tense.