Dad Humour

Why did the frog go on the bus today?

I passed a participle today. That was tense.

I told my mum Ive decided Im moving to Italy. She said; Stop being Sicily.

Archaeologists have discovered an oil stain that might be more than a thousand years old. It’s Ancient Grease.

I have a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal.

An oracle once told me it was fate that I had banged my leg into a table at school. I guess it was my desk to knee.

I was attacked by a herd of cows.
I'm okay. I was just grazed.

Just got sacked from my job as a dishwasher. I kept putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order. The boss reckons I am dishlexic.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

I always wonder where the sun went at night….this morning it dawned on me 😁

Why did the farmer call his pig ink??

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Cause he kept running out of the pen 🤩

I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.

Today a large truck full of hair restoring product, overturned and flooded the street. Police are combing the area.

What did sushi A say to sushi B

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Wasabi 😎

My friend said he didn’t understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us.