You don’t have to abandon the South West juniors to have our home ground in the inner city. You could still build an academy out there and they can st...

What do you call bad breath that sneaks up on you?

Panthers by 30

An Elf and an Orc walk into a bar. The Dwarf walks under it, laughing.

I know this will upset a few people but we need to get some facts straight. For the first 79 years the Western Suburbs Magpies were an inner city cl...

Should add an undecided option. I’ve canceled my auto renew. But I know I will probably renew at the last minute.. Though I really have to consid...

Running your Twitter account counts as Cardio….

Someone replaced all of the buttons inthe elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

Looking for a job with a coffee company, just for the perks.

Why are Saturdays and Sundays so strong?

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

Yeah they just said because of the World Cup the plans will be different for next year, not because of budget restraints. I expect that means for 2024...

And a good time was had by all…

So my missus called her Scottish boss this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I won't be able to come in today, I've got a bit of a cough".He said: "You h...

Phil Guild saying we had played our Grand Final the week before… hahahahahahahaha