Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.HeHe.

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?Asking for a friend...

Exactly. As if they really know. If they didn’t detect the millions upon millions upon millions of attempts to get those 9 million user IDs, I some ho...

If your girlfriend comes home wearing a white jump suit, smelling like honey and covered with bee stings, then you KNOW she's a keeper.

Yes exactly. The attack itself was not at all sophisticated. Optus have stuffed up big time and are trying to deflect. The text I posted confirming...

Yeah, but Parramatta sucks and no one outside that area would go to see them. Wests Tigers however have a strong following no matter where you are.

I’ll miss seeing you at the events. Hope the future is bright for you.

My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably. I guess it wasn’t the first time they couldn’t connect to a server.

Could force a change of management though at the Chairman & CEO level. I think that is something we do need.

The ‘80s called and want their mullets back.

Picked it. Dylan Edwards - Clive Churchill Medalist

The Eels on a comeback… hahahahahahaha too late

Bugger the Eels score

Dylan Edwards for me

Gutherson wrong footed. Like I said a terrible defender