Teacher: Use dandelion in a sentenceJamaican kid: de cheetah is faster dandelion

I don’t expect Api to be playing 80 mins at all. More like a 60/20 split with either Rua or Jake.

A very Wests Tigers thing todo though. Remember it’s not about 2023 or 2024 but it’s about 2025 when Benji takes over. The club has basically given ...

The most judgemental of hot tubs is of course the j’accuzzi

Like when do you ever give one word answers? RUOK? 😂😂😂😂😂

You know what actually makes me smile?

A woman with a salad walked past me in a restaurant and said: You know a cow died so you could eat that beef burger. I said: If you weren’t eating ...

Newcastle: more wishful thinking than reality. Sheens seems keen on him staying.

😂 you and me both..

No no no no no. He’s just after a super top up. Way past it. Too old, too fat and too slow.

I really like Campbell Graham as a Centre. One can dream…

My least favourite colour is purple. I dislike it more than red and blue combined.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A Bottle of water can be $1 at a supermarket. $3 at the gym. $5 at the movies and $7 on a plane. Same water. The only thing that changed its value was...

What do you call a Magician that loses his magic?