I went to the doctor yesterday and he says Im paranoid. Who else has he told?

The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins.

Munster re-signs with the Storm (Fox League reports). My nudie run down Mary Street is safe.

Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement. In the end I ignore it all and just click I agree !!!

Is it January yet?

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.HeHe.

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?Asking for a friend...

Exactly. As if they really know. If they didn’t detect the millions upon millions upon millions of attempts to get those 9 million user IDs, I some ho...

If your girlfriend comes home wearing a white jump suit, smelling like honey and covered with bee stings, then you KNOW she's a keeper.

Yes exactly. The attack itself was not at all sophisticated. Optus have stuffed up big time and are trying to deflect. The text I posted confirming...

Yeah, but Parramatta sucks and no one outside that area would go to see them. Wests Tigers however have a strong following no matter where you are.

I’ll miss seeing you at the events. Hope the future is bright for you.

My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably. I guess it wasn’t the first time they couldn’t connect to a server.

Could force a change of management though at the Chairman & CEO level. I think that is something we do need.

The ‘80s called and want their mullets back.