I saw a maintenance man at the cemetery the other day and asked him if the place was haunted. He said no, he hadn't seen a ghost in over 200 years.

Chammas reporting that the GM appointment has been deferred until after the review. A couple of things. Firstly I think that is a wise move, secondly ...

Wonder what the female staff think of that?

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

I grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...

You can only see the stars on a finite.

If a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it or run away, just stare at it. Because seeing is bee leaving.

So at the age of 76, Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing in the new Terminator film.The only difference is his catchphrase which has been changed to... "...

I agree however Heighington has also won two premierships so he does know a thing or two about what it takes to win. I’m not unhappy with the appointm...

Probably a good result. I would also hope they say something about the major sponsor should also not be the chairperson or even on the board and that ...

Oh (insert rude word of choice) off Sharon.

Just who exactly is making these decisions at Concord. Reports say it wasn’t Benji.

Well done and thank you all involved in making this possible.

What do you call a man who’s been dead 10,000 years?

Agree. We are just swapping one player manager for another.