What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?

Ronnie Palmer goneski…

And who can forget this from the Windows 95 CD…

Good move. Way too much gambling advertising in sport. They could ban advertising gambling all together as far as I’m concerned.

I won’t be buying anything with the Brydens logo on it.

My wife said she wanted me to put the magic back into our relationship.I don't think sawing her in half was quite what she had in mind.

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Do you Know what you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

It was 10 years ago today that my best mate James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face. We never wen...

What do you call an alarm clock that doesn't have a snooze button?

$1.4M in dept. So much for Pascoe’s good financial management… that myth just went out the window.

Last night after a few beers my mate asked if he could stay on my sofa.I had to explain to him that I'm married now so that's where I sleep.

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov

They could move it to Birchgrove Oval or Drummoyne Oval. I like the idea.