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Mike
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Topic starter July 3, 2025 6:30 pm  

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

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They kaleidoscope



   
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Topic starter July 4, 2025 8:07 pm  

Why do birds fly to warmer climates during winter?

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Because it's easier than walking



   
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Topic starter July 4, 2025 8:26 pm  

What do you get if you sit under a Cow?

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A pat on the head



   
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July 5, 2025 8:34 pm  

I'm the new boss of Old McDonald's Farm.

I'm the CIEIO



   
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Topic starter July 9, 2025 7:40 pm  

Chess teaches us about life:

Only the female piece can do whatever she likes.



   
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Topic starter July 11, 2025 10:03 pm  

What do you call a Goat that knows martial arts?

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The Karate Kid



   
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Topic starter July 15, 2025 9:12 pm  

Why didn't the Sun go to Uni?

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It already has a million degrees



   
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Topic starter July 17, 2025 6:38 pm  

What does a house wear?

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Address



   
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Topic starter July 18, 2025 4:46 pm  

What's the best way to remember your wife's Birthday?

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Forget it once



   
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July 28, 2025 9:54 am  

People are shocked when they discover I'm not a very good electrician 



   
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Topic starter July 30, 2025 7:46 pm  

How did the doctor cure the Invisible Man?

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They took him to the ICU



   
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August 7, 2025 3:16 pm  

Posted by: @mike
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What Streets do ghosts haunt?

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Dead ends
 

What about BOOOOlevardes!! 🤣 

 



   
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August 9, 2025 6:16 pm  

Someone just accused me of plagiarism. 
Their words not mine!



   
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Topic starter August 9, 2025 7:29 pm  

What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium Man?

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Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminium Man foils their plans.



   
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Topic starter August 10, 2025 5:13 pm  

The word "queue" is ironic.

It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.



   
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