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August 25, 2025 7:34 pm  

How does a hamburger introduce his wife??

’Meet Patty’



   
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August 25, 2025 9:23 pm  

Why did the Butcher work extra hours at the shop?

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To make ends meat



   
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August 25, 2025 9:23 pm  

What kind of building weighs the least?

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August 25, 2025 9:31 pm  

After waiting a while, I asked Pizza Hut “will my pizza be long?”

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They replied: no it will be round



   
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August 29, 2025 1:27 pm  

At a Wedding Party recently someone yelled, “All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death...



   
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September 1, 2025 7:57 pm  

What do you call a zombie who doesn't joke around?

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September 10, 2025 7:49 pm  

Why do fish always sing off key?

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Because you can't tuna fish



   
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September 13, 2025 6:08 pm  

I needed something therapeutic to do, so I took up gardening.

After 6 months, 42 trips to Bunnings, 38 blisters, and throwing my back out, today I was able to eat my $632.00 salad.



   
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September 16, 2025 4:12 pm  

I warn you against trying to have a relationship with a tennis player...... Love means nothing to them.



   
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September 16, 2025 5:40 pm  

What do you call a bear without teeth?

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September 20, 2025 10:10 am  

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

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I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either



   
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September 20, 2025 3:34 pm  

Where do horses stay in a hotel?

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The bridle suite



   
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September 23, 2025 3:37 pm  

What kind of Sharks do you find at a Construction Site?

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Hammerheads



   
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September 29, 2025 6:26 pm  

When do you go at Red and stop at Green?

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When you're eating watermelon



   
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October 5, 2025 7:32 pm  

What's the definition of a balanced diet?

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A beer in each hand



   
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