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June 7, 2025 9:44 pm  

To the person who stole my anti-depressants: I hope you're happy now 👍



   
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June 9, 2025 7:10 pm  

[road trip]

DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.



   
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June 11, 2025 5:52 pm  

Why do Cows wear bells?

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Because their horns don't work



   
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June 11, 2025 6:54 pm  

What do you call it when you can’t sleep at night, and you just eat instead?

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Insom nom nom nom nia



   
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June 19, 2025 3:43 pm  

What room do skeletons stay out of?

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June 22, 2025 7:43 pm  

What did the cupcake say to the frosting?

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I'd be muffin without you



   
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June 22, 2025 7:55 pm  

What sits at the bottom of the Sea and twitches?

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June 22, 2025 9:00 pm  

What washes up on really small beaches?

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June 23, 2025 6:52 pm  

What Streets do ghosts haunt?

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Dead ends
 



   
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June 23, 2025 7:06 pm  

What kind of music do Mummies listen to?

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Wrap music



   
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June 24, 2025 3:29 pm  

What happens when a Snowman throws a tantrum?

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He has a meltdown



   
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June 26, 2025 4:50 pm  

Which Athlete is warmest in Winter?

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A Long Jumper



   
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June 28, 2025 9:03 pm  

What did the tree wear to the pool party?

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Swimming trunks



   
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June 29, 2025 5:24 pm  

What do you call a fly with no wings?

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July 2, 2025 1:18 pm  

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.



   
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