What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
All of us older folks know all about living on the edge, we used to answer the phone without knowing who or what number was calling.
How does a Penguin build its house?
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
I asked the IT guy, "how do you make a Motherboard?"
He said: "I tell her about my job."
Why shouldn't you brush your teeth with your left hand?
Why did the Whale cross the road?
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off walls?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
Other times I let her sleep in. 😂
I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but sometimes she uses the smoke alarm as a timer!
I am suing my local fishmonger for selling me undersized shellfish. I'm taking them to the small clams court.
What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep?
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and is now conducting himself properly.
A truckload of Vicks Vaporub was spilled on the highway today. There was no congestion for hours
