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Mike
 Mike
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Last night after a few drinks with my mate and he asked if he could stay on my sofa

I had to explain to him that I’m married now, so thats where I sleep. 


   
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Mike
 Mike
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A woman was lying in bed crying.
Her husband walked in and asked. “What’s wrong?”

“I had a dream in which a prince took me from you,” she replied.

“Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream,” her husband answered, to which his wife
replied, “I know, that’s why I’m crying.”


   
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Mike
 Mike
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It's impossible persuading kids these days to write to Santa. They simply don't believe in the existence... ...of letters.


   
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Not to brag, but I just got hired as a fitness model.

They used me as the "before" picture.


   
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Mike
 Mike
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

Spoiler
Answer
He made a grave mistake.


   
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