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January 15, 2025 11:38 am  

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.



   
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January 16, 2025 4:09 pm  

Why did the MX-5 kill?

Because it was roofless.



   
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January 22, 2025 12:39 pm  

Gee I miss the footy.

I went to the aquarium yesterday just to boo the eels!!



   
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January 26, 2025 11:13 am  

WHAT I IF TOLD
YOU...
YOU READ THE TOP
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January 26, 2025 4:43 pm  

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?

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Because they didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills



   
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February 13, 2025 5:49 pm  

What do you call smart people in the USA?

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February 16, 2025 2:32 pm  

The 5 signs of laziness

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February 17, 2025 9:06 am  

Posted by: @mike
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The 5 signs of laziness

1.

Wests Tigers 2020,21,22,23,24

 



   
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February 25, 2025 3:28 pm  

Before the internet, most people thought villages only had one idiot. Wow, we did not have that right!



   
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March 1, 2025 6:28 am  

Boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office.

I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security.



   
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March 2, 2025 3:21 pm  

What do you call an Italian without hands?

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March 6, 2025 10:55 am  

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock.

We all know that communication is the key.



   
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March 8, 2025 3:32 pm  

Some good news for insomniacs.

It's only five sleeps til Christmas!



   
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March 21, 2025 9:11 am  

Mate of mine is addicted to brake fluid but he can stop any time he likes



   
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March 21, 2025 9:20 am  

@mike what about if I told you…

I have a great dig bick 



   
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