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Mike
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Topic starter January 15, 2025 12:38 pm  

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.


   
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 Mac_Tiger
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January 16, 2025 5:09 pm  

Why did the MX-5 kill?

Because it was roofless.


   
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TigerSteve
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January 22, 2025 1:39 pm  

Gee I miss the footy.

I went to the aquarium yesterday just to boo the eels!!


   
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Topic starter January 26, 2025 12:13 pm  

WHAT I IF TOLD
YOU...
YOU READ THE TOP
LINE WRONG


   
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Mike
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Topic starter January 26, 2025 5:43 pm  

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?

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Because they didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills


   
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Topic starter February 13, 2025 6:49 pm  

What do you call smart people in the USA?

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Tourists


   
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Topic starter February 16, 2025 3:32 pm  

The 5 signs of laziness

1.


   
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Teddy_S
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February 17, 2025 10:06 am  

Posted by: @mike
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The 5 signs of laziness

1.

Wests Tigers 2020,21,22,23,24

 


   
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February 25, 2025 4:28 pm  

Before the internet, most people thought villages only had one idiot. Wow, we did not have that right!


   
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Topic starter March 1, 2025 7:28 am  

Boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office.

I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security.


   
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Topic starter March 2, 2025 4:21 pm  

What do you call an Italian without hands?

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Mute


   
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Topic starter March 6, 2025 11:55 am  

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock.

We all know that communication is the key.


   
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Mike
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Topic starter March 8, 2025 4:32 pm  

Some good news for insomniacs.

It's only five sleeps til Christmas!


   
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March 21, 2025 10:11 am  

Mate of mine is addicted to brake fluid but he can stop any time he likes


   
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March 21, 2025 10:20 am  

@mike what about if I told you…

I have a great dig bick 


   
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