I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.
Why did the MX-5 kill?
Because it was roofless.
Gee I miss the footy.
I went to the aquarium yesterday just to boo the eels!!
WHAT I IF TOLD
YOU...
YOU READ THE TOP
LINE WRONG
Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?
What do you call smart people in the USA?
The 5 signs of laziness
1.
Before the internet, most people thought villages only had one idiot. Wow, we did not have that right!
Boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office.
I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security.
What do you call an Italian without hands?
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock.
We all know that communication is the key.
Some good news for insomniacs.
It's only five sleeps til Christmas!
Mate of mine is addicted to brake fluid but he can stop any time he likes
