Dad Humour

I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.

What’s the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?

Why don't plants like maths?

Why did the student eat his homework?

How do billboards communicate?

I’m trying a new bourbon diet and it’s working. So far I’ve lost 7 days.

My dad always said: “The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.”

Great guy..

Terrible anaesthetist.

My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns.

She says if I make any more, I'm toast.

My kids keep egging me on.

@mike I can relate to that mike 🙂

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When I was a kid, my parents would always say Excuse my French just after a swear word.

I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.

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Posted by: @mike

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When I was a kid, my parents would always say Excuse my French just after a swear word.

I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.

The use of French words when watching a tigers game is very high in my household 🥸

 

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Do you know what propaganda is?

Sorry, it's not a dad joke. Even more sad that it's true!!

I sent a commiseration text to my mad Dragons mate after the flogging by the Sharks last night.

His reply:  "you know what p*sses me off most about 52-16? It means we can't win the premiership this year"