I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.
What’s the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
Why don't plants like maths?
Why did the student eat his homework?
How do billboards communicate?
I’m trying a new bourbon diet and it’s working. So far I’ve lost 7 days.
My dad always said: “The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.”
Great guy..
Terrible anaesthetist.
My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns.
She says if I make any more, I'm toast.
My kids keep egging me on.
The use of French words when watching a tigers game is very high in my household 🥸When I was a kid, my parents would always say Excuse my French just after a swear word.
I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Do you know what propaganda is?
Sorry, it's not a dad joke. Even more sad that it's true!!
I sent a commiseration text to my mad Dragons mate after the flogging by the Sharks last night.
His reply: "you know what p*sses me off most about 52-16? It means we can't win the premiership this year"
