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March 8, 2023 3:40 pm  

How many apples grow on a tree?

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March 9, 2023 5:49 pm  

Someone just accused me of plagiarism.

Their words, not mine!



   
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March 10, 2023 5:45 pm  

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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March 13, 2023 3:50 pm  

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who do not.



   
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March 13, 2023 6:14 pm  

What does a house wear?

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Address!



   
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March 13, 2023 6:20 pm  

What do you call a bean that’s not cool anymore?

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March 13, 2023 6:21 pm  

Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol



   
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March 13, 2023 6:23 pm  

What sort of room has no windows or doors?

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March 13, 2023 6:24 pm  

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Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol

lol
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Of course…

 



   
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March 13, 2023 7:05 pm  

Posted by: @mike
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Posted by: @tucker
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Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol

Of course… lol

 

 

Was hoping for a spoiler for that answer.

 



   
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March 13, 2023 7:38 pm  

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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March 13, 2023 8:32 pm  

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Posted by: @mike
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Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol

Of course… lol

 

 

Was hoping for a spoiler for that answer.

 

Updated just for you

 



   
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March 14, 2023 2:00 pm  

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

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March 15, 2023 5:43 pm  

A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got out of bed to look with him.



   
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March 15, 2023 7:29 pm  

By law, Im not allowed to be buried in a cemetery
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because...
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Im not dead yet...



   
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