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Mike
 Mike
(@mike)
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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All of them…



   
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TigerSteve
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Someone just accused me of plagiarism.

Their words, not mine!



   
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Mike
 Mike
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Frostbite…



   
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Mike
 Mike
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There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who do not.



   
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Mike
 Mike
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What does a house wear?

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Address!



   
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Mike
 Mike
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What do you call a bean that’s not cool anymore?

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A has-bean.



   
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(@tucker)
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Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol



   
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Mike
 Mike
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What sort of room has no windows or doors?

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A mushroom.



   
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Mike
 Mike
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Posted by: @tucker

Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol

lol
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Of course…

 



   
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Posted by: @mike

Posted by: @tucker

Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol

Of course… lol

 

 

Was hoping for a spoiler for that answer.

 



   
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Mike
 Mike
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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A Brazilian…



   
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Mike
 Mike
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Posted by: @Anonymous

Posted by: @mike

Posted by: @tucker

Hi Mike.

Are you a father? Lol

Of course… lol

 

 

Was hoping for a spoiler for that answer.

 

Updated just for you

 



   
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Mike
 Mike
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What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

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Difficult.



   
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Mike
 Mike
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A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got out of bed to look with him.



   
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Mike
 Mike
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By law, Im not allowed to be buried in a cemetery
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because...
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Im not dead yet...



   
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