I woke up this morning so sure I was an 80s pop star... I was adamant.
My wife is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
“Whatever means necessary,” she replied.
“No it doesn’t,” I said.
What are Terminators called when they retire?
My friend is always complaining about his car. I told him I didn't want to hear his Saab story.
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
I love the smell of my F5 key...
It's very refreshing.
There is a car on our road and it has its bonnet up, and it is attracting all the neighbourhood men.
What do you call a boat full of buddies?
What do you call a man lying in front of a door.
Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo? For meatier showers…
Most people write congrats because they don't know the spelling of congrajulashions.
There is a car on our road and it has its bonnet up, and it is attracting all the neighbourhood men.
Mike I salute your stamina and tenacity in this thread...impressive
This is the first one that went over my head, unless its a statement of fact
I want you to know that someone cares.
Not me, but someone.
Waiter: I see your glass is empty,
would you like another one?
Me: Why would I want two empty
glasses?
How do billboards communicate?
